The Family That Lives Between Your Toes

There's a family that lives between your toes.

The origin of them nobody knows.

They go around wearing the funniest clothes.

The family that lives between your toes.

                                                     

There's a family that lives between your toes.

They always move in right under your nose.

The age of the children is hard to suppose

Of the family that lives between your toes

There's a family that lives between your toes.

They live on green popcorn and watch fungus shows.

They have a strange relative that comes and goes

From the family that lives between your toes.

There's a family that lives between your toes,

And when you get married, so the story goes,

Your loved one is expected to also propose

To the family that lives between your toes.

There's a family that lives between your toes.

They write silly poetry and funny prose.

You can hear them scream when you run through the hose.

The family that lives between your toes.

There's a family that lives between your toes,

And when you are dead and your body arose,

The life of this family comes to a close.

The family that lived between your toes.

The Bothersome Family That Lives In Your Ears

Friday, November 25, 2011

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

They itch and they tickle and prey on your fears.

They bother and chatter and drive you to tears.

That bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

They build great big dams of wax, and it appears

They always have pizza for every New Year's.

That bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

They drink lots of soda and frothy root beers.

The pitch of their singing will bring you to tears.

They're the bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

They have lots of siblings and odious peers.

Their radio blasting has gone on for years.

They're a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a tall one who drives and a short one who steers.

There's thin ones up front and there's fat in the rears.

It's the bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

They live off the cuff and have lofty careers.

They're known to play games and respond with loud cheers.

The bothersome family that lives in your ears.

There's a bothersome family that lives in your ears.

Their numbers are fading.  They'll soon disappear.

They'll long be remembered and their extinction nears,

As the bothersome family that lived in your ears.

There's A Family in Residence Inside Your Nose

Monday, November 3, 2014

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

When you ask where they came from, nobody knows.

But the word is that each of them smells like a rose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

The family looks funny, and often cause woes.

They are also quite active and run like a hose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

The father's a big guy with hair on his toes.

The mother keeps tabs on green money that flows.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

The son chews green bubble gum wherever he goes.

The daughter wears shoe strings with color that glows.

It's the family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

There's a grandpa whose ear lobes are knotted and froze.

It's quite likely the grandma is froze in a pose

In the family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

Their place is quite mossy, so the son often mows.

He sometimes disappears and is found in a dose

By the family in residence inside your nose.

There's a family in residence inside your nose.

The size of their dwelling is nothing they've chose.

If a high wind comes along they'll be gone, I suppose.

Say good-bye to the family that was inside your nose.

The Family That's Living Inside Your Cheek

Friday, October 24, 2014

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The mother is Gertrude. The father is Zeke.

They think there's an earthquake each time you speak

For the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The daughter wears braces and dresses so chic.

The son speaks five languages and is a geek.

It's the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

The grandma lives with them which makes the son freak.

The grandpa is weird and he thinks he's a sheik.

In the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

All the dental assistants freak out and scream, "Eeeek!"

As the dentists dance gaily before taking a peek

At the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

Some are quite bold, but the others are meek.

The bold ones stay up late to play hide-and-seek.

It's the family that's living inside your cheek.

There's a family that's living inside your cheek.

If they don't take their showers then they start to wreak,

And the life of the family will start to look bleak,

And there'll be no more family living inside your cheek.

There's A Family Residing In Your Armpits

Saturday, November 26, 2011

There's a family residing in your armpits.

They're smelly and rude and they give you the fits.

Their diets are grainy and hominy grits.

They're the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

If you look you can see where the hairy one sits.

On the other side mama sits quietly and knits

For the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

It's made up of juvenile delinquents and chits.

The old ones are crazy, the young ones are twits.

They're the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

Their raucous goes on and on and never quits.

And all of their teens are covered with zits.

It's the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

One boy wears pajamas. A little girl spits.

Some spry ones are often taught to do  splits

In the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

The dramatic and talented ones put on skits.

While mama's still knitting and turning out mitts

For the family residing in your armpits.

There's a family residing in your armpits.

Some counter with creams and some counter with spritz.

It wipes out the odor and blasts them to bits.

So, there's no more residing in your armpits.

The Family of Cooties That Lives In Your Hair

Saturday, November 26, 2011

There's a family of Cooties that lives in your hair.

Their color is light, like a peach or a pear.

Their tint can be different, they're dark or they're fair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

Their dad is a bum and he sits in the square.

Their  mom is depressed and she sobs with despair.

They're the family of cooties that live in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The young ones are selfish and don't like to share.

The teens go to parties and rides at the fair.

They're the family of cooties that live in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The grandma gets moody and goes on a tear.

The grandpa is furry and big as a bear.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

Sometimes they have problems and need some repair.

Sometimes they have beauty that none can compare.

They're the family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

The smart go to college and drive a corvair.

The dumb stay in middle school blowing hot air.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

If the tough ones get angry you'd better beware.

But the wimpies are lazy and simply don't care.

They're a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

There's a family of cooties that lives in your hair.

When you brush your hair soundly you'll find they're not there.

If you wash with strong soap I can promise and swear

There'll be no more live cooties that live in your hair.

The Family of Voices Inside Your Head

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head.

They’re somewhat prolific and very well fed.
Some are illiterate, but most are well-read.

They’re a family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a lady named Ethel. There’s a man there named Fred.

There is also Wayne, Gertrude, Beth, Tony and Ted.

It’s the family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head.

They like fancy dishes and honey with bread.

They will even come visit you when you’re in bed.

They’re a family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head.

They come in wild colors of green, pink and red.

They dote on false stories, or so it is said

Of the family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head.

They thrive in the dark with no light on them shed.

You won’t be surprised at the tales they spread.

It’s that family of voices that are inside your head.

                  

There's a family of voices that are inside your head.

You may think that you're crazy, but you’ve nothing to dread.

It’s something that makes you so normal instead

With a family of voices that are inside your head.

There’s a family of voices that are inside your head

With beautiful fabric of silvery thread.

They say that they’ll be there until you are dead.

That family of voices that are inside your head.